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kormantic:

parlezvousladybug:

assassinregrets:

unashamedmercury:

trilllizardstrikesback:

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

whoisbobx:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

mynameisdoofthelizardandamspooky:

toph-beif0ng:

rosslynpaladin:

everyfreakingusernameitryistaken:

everyfreakingusernameitryistaken:

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

We Stan this San Diego Man

this

C o m e d yy

Some recent gems:

And of course there’s

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

killer-orca-cosplay:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

urbanfantasyinspiration:

luidilovins:

somecutething:

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

I’m loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It’s interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone’s gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

Human: play?

Aquatic creature from an entirely different branch of the animal tree: play!

Dolphin go SPIIIIIIIIIN

aturnoftheearth:

just remember it could always be worse. we could still have PE.

were-ralph:

seananmcguire:

dollsahoy:

dollsahoy:

No means No, even if it’s a big name author with tons of lawyers behind them. When they say “please don’t show me fan fic,” that’s enough, and, if they give more detail about why, you don’t get to judge whether you think they’re telling the truth or not

To clarify: I saw a post where someone said they didn’t believe that Big Name Authors were genuinely afraid of being sued, but that instead they were just snobs who hated fanfic and thought saying “oh no I could get sued” was more polite than sharing their true feelings

Another author shared a detailed, eloquent explanation of what a bad take that was, and all of the points were 100% valid

but

No Means No

and I was just so baffled that the OP was more willing to spin a tale of authors all agreeing to the same lie about not wanting to get sued so they could hide their disdain for their fans, than just respecting the requests not to do it

Authors who hate fanfic are not afraid to say so.

Authors who love fanfic are not afraid to say so.

We are not collectively in the business of lying for free. We get paid for that. So no, we’re not running a mass conspiracy to lie to you about our feelings.

hatingongodot:

gokuma:

hatingongodot:

neilnevins:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

Someone’s impersonating the CEO and trying to get me to send him a thousand dollars’ worth of gift cards and I gotta say this is the most exciting thing to happen to me in months

He stopped responding after I requested that he fill out a funding request form with the proper client ID codes attached. Idk what he expected trying to scam a corporate office swimming in red tape

“Julia…I’m the penniless CEO…you have to pay me..you have to pay me in gift cards”

“I’m…not doing that”

“AND JUST LET HIM FUCKING DIE?”

This is the funniest fucking addition and I dont know anything about this franchise

howdydoodydodis:

anneemay:

😭

Read it in English here!

Twitter here!

Very sweet and only a few chapters in has a sweet message of it being never too late to come into who you are and what you want. 10/10 recommend, super cute

shi-saa:

𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝟷, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺,
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙳𝚒𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝙾𝚏 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚣 𝙺𝚊𝚏𝚔𝚊, 𝟷𝟿𝟷𝟺-𝟷𝟿𝟸𝟹

[ID: July 1. Too tired. END ID]

were–ralph:

screaming

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

junkfoodcinemas:

Metropolis (1927) dir. Fritz Lang
Blade Runner (1982) dir. Ridley Scott

supreme-leader-stoat:

nightpool:

theroseandthebeast:

ablessedblog:

The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.

went to look this tweet up so I could rt it and discovered this is the same dude as the tubthumping tweet masterpiece

King

My answer:

aliceavizandum:

eid is for the girlies every year

ladyshinga:

charlesoberonn:

haltraveler:

charlesoberonn:

somethingmissingthiswaycomes:

charlesoberonn:

frescopino:

charlesoberonn:

valentineish:

charlesoberonn:

sunw00d:

charlesoberonn:

sar-kalu:

charlesoberonn:

sourjen:

charlesoberonn:

cynicallyaestetic:

charlesoberonn:

acatdisguisedasahuman:

charlesoberonn:

moonimbued:

charlesoberonn:

Which path should he choose?

The path of the warrior, the path of the scholar, or the path of the artist?

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

Great idea! But where should he have the picnic?

Under the tree, or under the old fort?

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

A lovely choice!

Should he build a sandcastle to pass the time? Or perhaps go fishing?

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

Sounds fun!

Which shell should he pick up?

This one

That’s not a shell, it’s a tiny earpiece.

Should he listen to music? Or to the mysterious pre-recorded message?

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

The crab wants to give a gift in return.

Should he accept the gift of power, or the gift of knowledge?

the gift of friendship :)

Friendship acquired!

Should they celebrate with pizza or ice cream?

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let’s split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

So many options!

Should they get tossed salad, wiggly salad, or spiky salad?

Seasar salad

Nothing beats getting it straight from the source

Should they use scissors or claws to cut the seaweed?

What about that sword in the first panel?

The circle is complete.

Through choices, friendship, and salad, he found his way to the path of the warrior. But he won’t walk it alone.

Their path is just beginning, but this story is over.

Thank you to everyone who participated!

This is somehow both the epitome and antithesis of “yes, and” and it FASCINATES me

“No, and”